The Deluxe Dance Floor Counsel

FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
Yeah
Mmm

[Verse]
When you walk in
You can walk in with a slow saunter
When you goin' through the grocery store
He gon' carry the heavy things for ya
This is what you've been prayin' for
All your real friends will be so excited for you
Not that one friend who's fake and secretly jealous of you
I don't like that girl either
She's a bitch
And if I could have a few moments of your time
I'd like to present to you my Swipe Bot

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot
He's on all the dating apps
Swipe Bot
He wants to know what you like
He wants to know what you want
He wants to know what you want to hear
And if you know what's good for you
You'll touch him with your lady parts
[Verse 2]
He has a nice butt
He has a good jawline
He's so good-looking
It's like a crime
His body is a 10/10
His personality is a 10/10
His soul is a 10/10
His talent is a 10/10
He has all of the good numbers in all of the good places
He is so rich
He doesn't have to work
He's good with his hands
And he can fix things
He's great with animals
And they all love him
You can brag about him to your friends
You can talk about him to your family
And they will all say
"He's the one
He's the one
He's the one"
He's so great
He's so great
He's so amazing
He's so amazing
He's so wonderful
He's so wonderful
He's so wonderful
And the best part about it all is that he is so humble

[Chorus]
And he's your Swipe Bot
He's on all the dating apps
He's your Swipe Bot
He wants to know what you like
He wants to know what you want
He wants to know what you want to hear
And if you know what's good for you
You'll touch him with your lady parts

[Outro]
Yeah
Swipe Bot
Mmm
Swipe Bot
Yeah
Swipe Bot