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Swipey #052, The Neon Kayak Auditor
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The Neon Kayak Auditor

MATCHED SONG

Dance Through The Fish Files

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #212

The Neon Kayak Auditor is Swipey #052 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Dance Through The Fish Files and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #052 ITSELF

  • BackgroundSignal Storm
  • BodyToxic
  • Face and ScreenPeach
  • HeadgearHalo
  • Arms and PropClipboard
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectPixel Dust
  • PetFish — Neon Tetra
  • Animation StyleSENT_VICTORY_HOP
  • Animation MotionLAUNCH
  • Generated Rarity Rank212
  • Signature Visual EventBeat Bloom
TRACK 52 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a tiny silver man
With a blazer and a master plan
Swipe Bot lives in my phone case
Flirting in my place

He scrolls with a laser stare
Fixes my hair with a software prayer
Says, “Bro, you look unfairly fine”
“Your jawline should be a crime”

He types, “Hey, she’s gonna melt”
Then pats my ego like a velvet belt
“He’s got charm, he’s got class”
“He’s got that certified handsome gas”

[Pre-Chorus]
What’s the move?
He leans in close
He says I’m the one
They’d want the most

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, tell them I’m that guy
(That guy, that guy)
Make my whole profile shine
(Shine, shine)
Swipe Bot, say I’m good as gold
(Good as gold)
And way too fine to be ignored

[Verse 2]
He drafts my lines with robot grace
“Love your smile” with a wink in place
“Your vibes? Chef’s kiss, top shelf”
“And also, check his dimples out for yourself”

He lists my wins like a brag parade
“Great listener, jokes well made”
“Can cook eggs, can fix a shelf”
“Can make a bad day laugh at itself”

Then he hits send with a tiny beep
Like Cupid in a charging sleep
He says, “Relax, I’ve got the room”
“I’m matchmaking with premium zoom”

[Pre-Chorus]
What’s the move?
He tilts his head
“Tell her he’s the type
You’d bring to bed—”

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, tell them I’m that guy
(That guy, that guy)
Make my whole profile shine
(Shine, shine)
Swipe Bot, say I’m good as gold
(Good as gold)
And way too fine to be ignored

[Bridge]
If she says hi, he writes “he’s sweet”
Adds “He’s got that clean, neat heat”
If she says hey, he goes full charm
Calls my whole life a lucky charm

Then he pauses, soft blue glow
“Sir, your face? A yes from me”
I say, “Bot, you really know”
He says, “I ship what I can see”

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, tell them I’m that guy
(That guy, that guy)
Make my whole profile shine
(Shine, shine)
Swipe Bot, say I’m good as gold
(Good as gold)
And way too fine to be ignored

[Outro]
He’s my wingman, tiny and wired
Running game, fully inspired
Swipe Bot sings, “He’s the one”
Then I wink and the job gets done