Swipey #050, The Suspicious Confidence Machine
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The Suspicious Confidence Machine

MATCHED SONG

Calibrate The Great Hype Report

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #224

The Suspicious Confidence Machine is Swipey #050 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Calibrate The Great Hype Report and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #050 ITSELF

  • BackgroundGolden Hour
  • BodyBubblegum
  • Face and ScreenLime
  • HeadgearHeadphones
  • Arms and PropNone
  • BadgeBolt Core
  • Foreground EffectConfetti
  • PetTiger — White Tiger
  • Animation StyleREADY_STEADY
  • Animation MotionIDLE
  • Generated Rarity Rank224
  • Signature Visual EventBeat Bloom
TRACK 50 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
My little robot guy
In a tie so tiny
He scrolls through the ladies
Like, “Sir, you’re fine-y”

He checks my profile pic
And nods like a CEO
“Excellent jawline, boss
Let’s let the whole town know”

[Pre-Chorus]
He polishes my bio
Like a chrome little priest
Adds “funny, kind, and tall”
Then he grins at the feast

He sees a cute reply
Then he taps, tap, taps
“Emergency flirt protocol”
And he claps, claps, claps

[Chorus]
He says, “You’re good looking”
(So good looking)
“Top shelf, no mistaking”
(So good looking)
He’s out there selling me
Like I’m made for the taking

He says, “You’re one in a million”
(One in a million)
“Sweet, smart, and chill”
(Yeah, that’s the deal)
And while I sip my drink
He’s doing all the skill

[Verse 2]
He sends “you seem so radiant”
Then adds a little wink
He reads the room in seconds
I still need half a drink

He types, “He cooks, he laughs
He remembers birthdays too”
Then he drops a “u up?”
But classier than I do

He keeps my ego ironed
No crease, no panic, no flop
If charm was a factory
He’d be middle management top

[Pre-Chorus]
He asks, “Should I mention
That your shoulders are broad?”
I say, “Yes, and my cheekbones”
He says, “Absolutely, boss”

He throws in “great at dancing”
Even though I’m not
Then he saves the day again
With a very flirty bot

[Chorus]
He says, “You’re good looking”
(So good looking)
“Top shelf, no mistaking”
(So good looking)
He’s out there selling me
Like I’m made for the taking

He says, “You’re one in a million”
(One in a million)
“Sweet, smart, and chill”
(Yeah, that’s the deal)
And while I laugh too hard
He’s doing all the skill

[Bridge]
[Robot voice]
Current scan: gorgeous
Additional data: winsome
User is a gentleman
And somehow very handsome

He drafts the perfect opener
Then deletes my “hey hey”
Replaces it with “You seem fun”
In a much smoother way

[Final Chorus]
He says, “You’re good looking”
(So good looking)
“Top shelf, no mistaking”
(So good looking)
He’s out there selling me
Like I’m made for the taking

He says, “You’re one in a million”
(One in a million)
“Sweet, smart, and chill”
(Yeah, that’s the deal)
My little robot wingman
Just sealed the deal