Swipey #038, The AllStar Wingman
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The AllStar Wingman

MATCHED SONG

Charge Dog Approval

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #119

The AllStar Wingman is Swipey #038 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Charge Dog Approval and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #038 ITSELF

  • BackgroundGolden Hour
  • BodyMidnight
  • Face and ScreenIce
  • HeadgearNone
  • Arms and PropClipboard
  • BadgeStandard Core
  • Foreground EffectClean
  • PetLamb
  • Animation StyleREFINE_REWRITE
  • Animation MotionTYPE
  • Generated Rarity Rank119
  • Signature Visual EventGrid Kick
TRACK 38 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
[spoken]
Swipe Bot is my name
It was my master who built me
I'm here to help him find a partner
He was really fed up with the apps
He said they were no longer fun
He said
"I wish I had a little robot
To do all the swiping for me"
I said
"Hey
I'm here now
I'm gonna take care of this for you"
So I need you to listen up
He said
"I want to meet my lady
Or my future wife"
So if you want a guy who's smart and sexy
And extremely humble
By the way
I think I have the perfect guy for you
I'm serious
Listen

[Verse]
Swipe Bot
My little Swipe Bot
Made it through the whole app before the light stopped
Tells the girls I like this and they like that
They want a six-foot man with a nice [whistle]
I got a nice [whistle]
Let 'em know I make bread
Not the bakery
I don't know if the bakery's for me
'Cause I'm gettin' dough like the pizza man
Heard I make them [redacted] go
"Damn"
When I go to work
She can't go to sleep
Now the company won't ever let me leave
If you let me fix your car
Don't expect a fee
And I take care of your dog
Don't expect a fee
And I'll fix your yard
Don't expect a fee
If you let me in your heart
Don't expect a fee

[Pre-Chorus]
If you want a man that's fine
I can help you find
If you want a man with drive
I can help you find
If you want a man with heart
I can help you find
If you want a man with size
I can help you find

[Chorus]
My little robot named Swipe Bot
I built him just to help me find a wife
Huh
He tells the ladies what I like
Uh
He tells the ladies what they like
Uh
He tells the ladies what I like
Uh
He tells the ladies what they like
Uh
He tells the ladies what I like
Uh
He tells the ladies what they like
Uh
My little robot named Swipe Bot
I built him just to help me find a wife
Huh
He tells the ladies what I like
Uh
He tells the ladies what they like
Uh
He tells the ladies what I like
Uh
He tells the ladies what they like
Uh
He tells the ladies what I like
Uh
He tells the ladies what they like
Uh

[Verse 2]
Let 'em know I'm the type to cook dinner
And I'm so good at sports
So I guess I'm a winner
And I'm so good with words
I should probably go to Princeton
And I'm so damn sexy
I should probably be a pin-up
But I got a great job
And I'm way too nice
And my butt's so good
You could probably write a haiku
If I wasn't humble
I could probably be a star
But I wouldn't know 'cause I'm humble
Duh

[Pre-Chorus]
If you want a man that's fine
I can help you find
If you want a man with drive
I can help you find
If you want a man with heart
I can help you find
If you want a man with size
I can help you find