Swipey #019, The Unauthorized Dance Floor Counsel
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The Unauthorized Dance Floor Counsel

MATCHED SONG

Overclock The Fish Files

GeneratedEpicRARITY RANK #23

The Unauthorized Dance Floor Counsel is Swipey #019 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Overclock The Fish Files and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #019 ITSELF

  • BackgroundData Rain
  • BodySteel
  • Face and ScreenRed
  • HeadgearHalo
  • Arms and PropCards
  • BadgeBroken Heart
  • Foreground EffectSparkles
  • PetCat — Tuxedo Cat
  • Animation StyleCOMPARE_CARD_JUGGLE
  • Animation MotionSHUFFLE
  • Generated Rarity Rank23
  • Signature Visual EventSkyline Pulse
TRACK 19 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Got a little robot guy
By the name of Swipe Bot
Tiny silver cupid
With a Wi-Fi heart of gold

He scans the whole room
Like a nerd with a mission
Then he checks my pic
And goes, “Dang, he’s bold”

He says I’m good-looking
(Top shelf, certified)
Sharp jaw, nice smile
And a vibe that won’t quit

Says I’m funny on purpose
And charming by accident
“Plus he opens jars”
That part really sealed it

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep boop, he’s writing
Something smooth for the ladies
“Casual confidence
With a touch of maybe”

He pauses, recalculates
Then he makes it cute
Adds one tiny joke
And a wink or two

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Talk me up tonight
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Make me sound all right
He says I’m a catch
He says I’m a gem
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Hit ’em with the charm again

(He’s got my back)
(He’s got my face)
(He’s got my best
most eligible case)

[Verse 2]
Now he’s crafting replies
Like a tiny smooth operator
“Hey, you look fun”
But he upgrades the flavor

Turns “how’s your day?”
To “you look like a good time”
Makes my small talk
Sound like a headline

If she says she likes books
He says I “read for joy”
If she likes dogs
He says I’m a dog-person boy

If she likes depth
He says I’ve got layers
If she likes weird jokes
He says I’m a repeater

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep boop, he’s learning
How to make it feel natural
Less “robot in a blazer”
More “handsome and sensible”

He runs three drafts
Then picks the best one
One little laugh line
And a clean, bright pun

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Talk me up tonight
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Make me sound all right
He says I’m a catch
He says I’m a gem
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Hit ’em with the charm again

(He’s got my back)
(He’s got my face)
(He’s got my best
most eligible case)

[Bridge]
Sometimes he gets bold
And sends “my human’s ideal”
Says I’m kind, I’m solid
And I keep it real

Then he adds, “Also
He makes great cereal”
I didn’t write that
But it somehow feels ideal

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Talk me up tonight
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Make me sound all right
He says I’m a catch
He says I’m a gem
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Hit ’em with the charm again

(He’s got my back)
(He’s got my face)
(He’s got my best
most eligible case)

[Outro]
Tiny matchmaker
Big, weird brain
Swipe Bot working
While I stay handsome and plain

Beep boop, baby
Send the line
And if it works
I’m crediting the machine