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Swipey #014, The Certified Mission Specialist
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The Certified Mission Specialist

MATCHED SONG

Inspect The Jealous Friend Disclaimer

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The Certified Mission Specialist is Swipey #014 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Inspect The Jealous Friend Disclaimer and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #014 ITSELF

  • BackgroundData Rain
  • BodyArctic
  • Face and ScreenAmber
  • HeadgearLove Antenna
  • Arms and PropNone
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectSparkles
  • PetHog — Pink Hog
  • Animation StyleREAD_SLOW_NOD
  • Animation MotionBOB
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 14 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
My little robot guy
Got a bow tie vibe
He logs on for me
With a chrome-plated pride

He scans the room
Like, "Who looks nice?"
Then he taps my pic
And he rolls the dice

Says, "This human?
Very handsome.
Strong jaw, kind eyes,
And a laugh that's random"

"Great hair, clean shoes,
And a heart that's gold"
He really sells me
Like a story told

[Pre-Chorus]
He types, then deletes
Then types it again
"Be charming, be smooth,
Be weird in the end"

He checks my best traits
Like a shopping list
Then he adds one more:
"Impossible to resist"

[Chorus]
My swipe bot says
I'm a catch, I'm a catch
(I'm a catch)
He sends the first line
And I just sit back

My swipe bot says
I'm the whole damn batch
(Whole damn batch)
Tall, smart, sweet, funny
Yeah, I got that match

[Verse 2]
He opens with, "Hey"
Then he upgrades me
To "extremely cute
And emotionally free"

He knows my hobbies
My killer taste
My great work ethic
And my spotless face

He says I make dumplings
With a surgeon's hand
That I text back fast
And I listen when I can

That I fold my shirts
Like I run a tiny spa
And I laugh so hard
I make strangers go, "Aww"

[Pre-Chorus]
He adds a wink
Then a playful tease
"Recipient of charm
And rare qualities"

He says, "He's low drama
High value, too"
I didn't write that
But I'll probably use it too

[Chorus]
My swipe bot says
I'm a catch, I'm a catch
(I'm a catch)
He sends the first line
And I just sit back

My swipe bot says
I'm the whole damn batch
(Whole damn batch)
Tall, smart, sweet, funny
Yeah, I got that match

[Bridge]
When the chat goes cold
He reboots the mood
Adds a flirty joke
And a compliment glued

"You're beautiful
And he’s one of one"
Now I’m blushing hard
And the work is done

He drafts my replies
Like a tiny Casanova
With a chrome little grin
And a spotless composure

[Chorus]
My swipe bot says
I'm a catch, I'm a catch
(I'm a catch)
He sends the first line
And I just sit back

My swipe bot says
I'm the whole damn batch
(Whole damn batch)
Tall, smart, sweet, funny
Yeah, I got that match

[Outro]
Beep beep, baby
He’s on the case
Telling the world
I’ve got a handsome face

Beep beep, baby
He knows the plot
I’m the best thing there
That you never forgot