Swipey #008, The Emergency Profile Detective
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The Emergency Profile Detective

MATCHED SONG

Test One-Trip Groceries

Genesis OriginalGenesisCANONICAL 1/1 ORIGINAL

The Emergency Profile Detective is Swipey #008 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Test One-Trip Groceries and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #008 ITSELF

  • BackgroundGolden Hour
  • BodyArctic
  • Face and ScreenPeach
  • HeadgearNone
  • Arms and PropMagnifier
  • BadgeStandard Core
  • Foreground EffectClean
  • PetLamb — Woolly Lamb
  • Animation StyleSCAN_MAGNIFIER
  • Animation MotionSCAN
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 8 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
Yeah
Ladies
I'm glad you're here
My name is Swipe Bot

[Verse]
I'm a little robot
Built to cruise the dating apps
'Cause they're such a drag
It's too much work
To meet my lady
My future wife
Somethin' like that
She knows what I like
She knows what I like
She knows what I like
Ladies
And I know what you like
I know what you like
I know what you like
And you're gonna like this
'Cause it's what you like
You're gonna like this
'cause it's what you like
[Chorus]
He's six-foot-two
With eyes so blue
A lovely butt and a big one too
Gonna give you the life that you deserve
You should touch him with your lady parts
Smart
He's rich
A nice big - ah
He's handy
Humble
Good with dogs
You should tell all of your friends about him
You should touch him with your lady parts

[Verse 2]
Your real friends are gonna be so excited for you
To meet this handsome man
Who's gonna change your life
Your fake friend is gonna be jealous of you
And you should not let her ruin this for you
'Cause he is so perfect
He's gonna carry all of your heavy groceries
He's gonna fix all your broken things
He's gonna move all the things you need him to move
And his butt is so amazing

[Chorus]
He's six-foot-two
With eyes so blue
A lovely butt and a big one too
Gonna give you the life that you deserve
You should touch him with your lady parts
Smart
He's rich
A nice big - ah
He's handy
Humble
Good with dogs
You should tell all of your friends about him
You should touch him with your lady parts

[Outro]
You should touch him with your lady parts
You should touch him with your lady parts
You should touch him with your lady parts
You should touch him with your lady parts
You should touch him with your lady parts